My Content: Hubs, Answers, and Forums
16A Better Form: A Captcha Alternative
Come for the captcha rant! Stay for a brief tutorial on a captcha alternative that I have successfully worked with!
23SEO Tips Absolutely No One Needs to KEYWORDS Know
If you follow my simple, proven SEO formula I will laugh at you. Enjoy as I drop a big ol' bottle of ink into the already muddy waters of search engine optimization, backlinking, and the Target pregnancy score for some reason.
15The Fantasy Author's Checklist for Success: Five Signs That You've Made It Big
Five tongue-in-cheek phenomena you should look for if you ever get a fantasy book published. From rabid fans to the inevitable backlash, these are the steps to fantasy superstardom.
26The Amusing Cucumber: Debunking "The Amazing Cucumber" Chain E-mail
So I got this chain e-mail about cucumbers recently. I didn't think it was real, but I also couldn't find any information on Snopes, so I took matters into my own hands. Several hours of research later I have successfully destroyed two cucumbers, but I got several cheesy videos and this article out of it.
13A Beginner's Guide to Buzkashi: The Second Most Fun You Can Have With a Dead Goat
Everything about this fascinating Middle Eastern sport you ever wanted to know! Plus several hundred words' worth of information you DIDN'T want to know! Forget the Super Bowl: THIS is the sport of real champions!
30Romantic Cooking Tips For Guys
Want to cook a romantic dinner for your significant other? Don't know how? Sorry, can't help ya. But this might make you laugh.
42Your Facebook Status Isn't Obnoxious Enough
Become the envy of all your (Facebook) friends when you put these airtight Facebook status tips to use! Show off your wit and/or angst and all the "interesting" stuff going on in your life like a true Facebook pro!
18Dang It, I'm Getting Old Too! (Another 30-year-old rant)
I explore five early signs of aging that I seem to be showing. You don't have to be THAT far past your prime to whine about it, you know!
6Goetta Load of This: Cincy's Sausage Secret
Educate yourself on a Cincinnati-area delicacy so obscure that even some locals have never heard of it, though they might walk past it in the grocery store every day. Surprisingly delicious and surprisingly healthy! Meat! Oats! Puns involving the word "goetta!" It's all here!
111How to Argue on the Internet
Five reasons why internet arguing is a perfectly sane and beneficial pastime, and five tips that will have you "pwning nubs" in no time. Learn the ins and outs of condescension, fallacious logic, and basically being the biggest troll possible without getting banned! Also, a picture of a guy wearing a monocle and something about ancient Rome.
3My Bottom Ten Christmas Songs
I rip on ten(?) Christmas songs that I hate. Also, some pictures of me doing something strange with Christmas lights and cotton balls to show my disdain for said songs.
4A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 6 (Thomas and Friends, What's Your News?, The Wiggles, Sprout's Wiggly Waffle, Zoboomafoo)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon another batch of your kid's favorite shows!
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A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 5 (Roary, Rubbadubbers, Sesame Street, Sharing Show, Sunny Side Up Show, Super Why!)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon another batch of your kid's favorite shows!
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A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 4 (Monkey See, Nina's Little Fables, Noodle & Doodle, Pajanimals, Play With Me Sesame)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon another batch of your kid's favorite shows!
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A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 3 (The Good Night Show, Kipper, Lazytown, Mama Mirabelle, The Mighty Jungle)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon another batch of your kid's favorite shows!
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A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 2 (dirtgirl, Dive Olly Dive, Driver Dan, Fifi & the Flowertots, Fireman Sam, Franny's Feet)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon another batch of your kid's favorite shows!
6A Sprout Channel Guide, Part 1 (Angelina Ballerina, Barney, Berenstain Bears, Bob the Builder, Caillou, Chloe's Closet)
A preschooler's TV show review by parents, for parents! Learn how to make your child smarter without making yourself dumber! Or, failing that, have a laugh as I lampoon your kid's favorite shows!
