Michael Moore Votes Republican

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By Eric Newland

Is America's most lovable socialist hiding a dark secret behind the voting booth partition? Do people read captions? This article is completely fake, by the way, except for a couple of scattered facts.
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Is America's most lovable socialist hiding a dark secret behind the voting booth partition? Do people read captions? This article is completely fake, by the way, except for a couple of scattered facts.
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In a recent Rolling Stone interview, noted controversial leftist documentary filmmaker Michael Moore confessed to something that will surprise many of his die-hard fans.

He votes straight-ticket Republican, and has for many years.

Asked why, Moore explained that it was for "job security reasons." "My business model depends on the right being in power," he explains. "There needs to be a machine to rage against, or my films don't get much press."

Michael Moore, creator of hard-hitting political documentaries like Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, and Sicko, rose to prominence during the Bush administration, with Fahrenheit 9/11 grossing more money than any other documentary in history. The former president's controversial policies and war actions, combined with overall Republican control of the federal government, made a ripe market for films targeted at the disillusioned left. The danger, of course, is that sometimes these films actually make a difference.

"I was afraid I'd overdone it when Obama got elected," Moore recalls. "Suddenly the Democrats controlled both houses, healthcare was being overhauled, and I was running out of things to complain about. Nothing to complain about means no films. I made a documentary attacking capitalism, for Chrissake. I'm a multi-millionaire and I attacked capitalism. Even some of my strongest supporters thought I was reaching."

2010 proved a hopeful year for Moore, with the Democrats losing the most seats during a midterm election that America had seen for over 70 years. He remains cautiously optimistic about the outcome of the 2012 election, but in his own words, he's "not holding his breath." He promises to make more films but confesses he's running out of ideas.

"If Obama gets reelected," he says, almost overcome with emotion, "my next film will be called Western Civilization: Can We Say Overrated? I think the title alone shows that it will not be my crowning work."

Moore concluded the interview with a small plea for his fans to consider "ironically" voting Republican this year so that he can, quote, "get a bitchin' private jet...with a low carbon footprint, of course."


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Backlash Campaigning

Some critics are now suspecting that Moore may not actually be a liberal at all, but a closet conservative using the backlash from his scathing political commentary to garner support for the right. When questioned about the idea he declined to comment. However, it is often in the best interests of a backlash campaigner, as they are often called, to keep their status a secret.

Backlash campaigning, also known as backlash rhetoric or backlash satire, is a relatively recent innovation with very old roots in traditional political and social satire. It hinges on the well known sociological fact that any controversial statement or thesis, no matter how well meaning, eloquently versed, or even objectively correct it is, will create an antithesis, or a "backlash" of dissent. Those who disagree with the thesis will have their resolve strengthened. If the thesis is presented in a sarcastic or angry manner the backlash will be even stronger; the negative tone of the thesis may inspire revulsion in those who are undecided on the issue, causing them to lean the other way.

The goal of backlash campaigning is to create a backlash that is actually greater than the thesis' positive reaction; in effect doing more harm than help to the thesis' cause. The goal is to be so abrasive and needlessly disrespectful that even people who agree with the thesis will be embarrassed to be associated with it and second-guess their opinions.

This technique is most frequently used in apologetics. Evangelical Christians like Bill Maher and Penn Jillette and Raymond Teller (a.k.a. Penn and Teller), have been using backlash campaigning for many years to reinforce negative stereotypes about atheism and drive individuals toward a closer walk with Christ, even though most of their "fans" have no inkling that their face value message is a facade.


This graph clearly shows the backlash "sweet spot" targeted by backlash campaigns. This clearly indicates that backlash campaigning is a real concept that has been studied and stuff.
This graph clearly shows the backlash "sweet spot" targeted by backlash campaigns. This clearly indicates that backlash campaigning is a real concept that has been studied and stuff.
Source: On, Dog!

On, Dog!

Penn has written perhaps the landmark treatise on backlash campaigning in his recent book, On, Dog!, itself a parody of the title of his apparently atheist secular book, God, No! Again, most of his secular follower aren't even aware of On, Dog! because it is sold almost exclusively in Christian bookstores.

In the book he explains the psychology behind backlash campaigning, including the so-called backlash "sweet spot," in which the thesis is presented in a manner so abrasive and unnecessarily disrespectful that it causes maximal backlash and minimal reinforcement of the face value message of the thesis. It is a difficult balance to find; make the presentation too offensive and no one will take it seriously.

"The key is to avoid irony," says Penn in the introduction, "except when irony is part of your thesis. But you must deliver a convincing performance that the message of your thesis is your real message. You must use genuine examples of hypocrisy and inconsistency and you must make a credible case for the thesis. Otherwise the backlash effect is ruined. Some people will agree with the thesis. Some people will actually believe it's possible to debunk two thousand years of religious tradition in one thirty-minute episode of Bullshit! My heart goes out to them, but I really can't help them. It's the fence-sitters we're targeting. The less certain who may yet be malleable to the words of Christ if the words of the world are made offensive enough to their senses. Amen."


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Did you know?

  • In case you missed my previous hints, this article is completely fake.
  • Yes, there were hints. Go back and read the photo captions and the tags in the right-hand column.
  • Specifically, it is not true that Moore votes Republican (so far as I know), none of the quotes are real, and everything about backlash campaigning is completely made up.
  • The word "gullible" is also still in the dictionary.
  • However, a smattering of facts are true, such as Moore being a millionaire.
  • There, it's overt. Now if you make a fool of yourself in the comments it's your fault for not reading the whole article before entering rage mode.

Is Moore a Backlash Campaigner?

If he is then he learned from the best; he has been known to hobnob with Penn at Christian retreats. But again, things get muddy on the politics side of the spectrum. Evangelicals can "come out of the closet," so to speak, with their backlasher status in venues such as Christian bookstores, which atheists rarely visit. Differing political ideologies, however, scrutinize each other more closely, so if Michael Moore is a conservative backlasher he may not come clean for some time to maintain the effectiveness of his act. His tactics, however, seem consistent with backlash campaign techniques, and the opinions of many of his opponents echo the ideal reaction sought by backlashers. Paraphrased, the reaction is, "If he's right I'd rather be wrong." In other words, people would rather disagree with his thesis, even if it is correct, than be associated with him.

Even if this is the case, Moore and Penn have stiff competition, as backlash campaigning is not only practiced by the right and the religious. They face oppositions from atheist groups such as the Westboro Baptist Church and Jack Chick and their anti-Christian smear campaigns, and liberal backlash commentators such as Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

One thing is certain: choosing the lesser of two evils is becoming a more daunting task for the general public by the day. With so much irony and meta-irony being cast about many Americans are having trouble separating facts from satire, and with an important election looming now is a very dangerous time for people to second-guess credible and well-meaning sources. For instance, this inherent distrust will likely many individuals will likely disbelieve the facts conveyed in this article and blast it in the comments section, completely oblivious to its real point. Unfortunately, there is no cure in sight.

Have your opinions ever been bolstered by listening to a snarky, hateful opposing view?

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Has snarky, hateful commentary ever changed your opinion?

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Comments (I bet I'll have to moderate this one)

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

*pokes hornet's nest and runs away*

ImKarn23 profile image

ImKarn23 Level 6 Commenter 3 months ago

Soooo...let me see if i understand this. Mr. Moore - who appears to be to be as socialist as marx - votes with his primary concerns his personal bank account and political agenda? Puke! Why am i not even shocked at the antics of humans anymore. Say one thing, do another. I bet he's got stock in fanny and freddy..

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago via iphone

ImKarn23: Keep in mind I'm being sarcastic. I'm talking more about the effect of his rhetoric than his intentions. He is, however, filthy rich f'real, and the fact that the idea of him voting GOP to increase video sales doesn't surprise you is kind of telling, don't you think?

ImKarn23 profile image

ImKarn23 Level 6 Commenter 3 months ago

Honest to god Eric - what could possibly surprise a person anymore? It's outta control, wouldn't you agree? Lol..I'm a trusting canadian - don't forget!

Lizam1 profile image

Lizam1 Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago

Food for thought - I hope you aren't right but who darn well knows:-)

giocatore profile image

giocatore Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago

Isn't humor great? If we don't see something real to write about it, we can make it up! Brilliant!

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

ImKarn23: Indeed. Well, no worries, the article is designed to be accidentally taken seriously in hopes of inspiring some amusing rage comments from Moore fans. Hmm, does that make me a backlash campaigner? So many layers of irony at work here!

Lizam1: Sometimes, cynically, I half suspect that I am.

giocatore: Or DID I? Glad you like it.

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ElizaDoole Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago

I've watched most of Moore's stuff and did view "Capitalism: a love story" twice. I felt deeply upset by it, but not in a way that would support capitalism. It helped me crystalise the view that concluded capitalism has a fundamental flaw. No inbuilt mechanism for social responsibility.

Basically, if you don't feel like spending your money helping someone else, you don't have to.

I think Moore's confession that he is on the right is a wonderful revelation. It is good to know that some of those who sit on the right and privileged side of society are thinking about society as a whole. They are, after all, holding all the power and money in their hands. I'm glad some of their own people make them think about whether they steer a true, or righteous course.

Who said this again? *dares to be religious* - It will be harder for a rich man to enter heaven ... blah blah blah something about a camel.

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

ElizaDoole: While I understand that, socialism also has a flaw: those who don't want to contribute to society don't have to. There's no reward for innovation. People are greedy, people are lazy. I don't think any economic system can compensate for both at the same time.

I also have a basic problem with shipping my money off and letting some bureaucrat decide on the definition of need for me. I think modern America has already shown the results of that without us having to change a thing. Lazy white trash get to make babies and languish under a pile of junk food and cigarette butts paid for by our tax dollars (I'm ashamed to say I have relatives like that who live in entire communities like that). Meanwhile mental patients starve on city streets because they can't fill out forms correctly.

I think the real way to help the poor is to equip them, not enable them. Job training and placement. Mental health. And the bare minimum amount of cash necessary to keep them alive until they can stand on their own feet. But maybe that's another hub. This one's just an ironic parody news article.

giocatore profile image

giocatore Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago

Eric, I think your readers are missing the part about this being made up!

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

gio: I only said it overtly in the first photo caption and the tags. If I put it in the main body of the text it'll be less funny!

ElizaDoole profile image

ElizaDoole Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago

Google does not use photo caption text when indexing. To the SERPS this article might appear real. I missed the made up bit - darn it.

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

ElizaDoole: Thanks for the heads up. I'll put a lil' something in a text module. Don't want this to turn into a libel suit or something ridiculous.

giocatore profile image

giocatore Level 4 Commenter 3 months ago

If you get sued then you should have great material for a follow-up hub!

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 3 months ago

gio: My earnings can't cover my legal fees just yet. Hell, I couldn't even buy Michael Moore lunch with what I've made so far. I could buy lunch for myself, though. *rim shot*

ElizaDoole profile image

ElizaDoole Level 5 Commenter 3 months ago

Welcome. I'm glad you can afford lunch for yourself. I'm currently earning half a hot dog a month.

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PDXKaraokeGuy Level 8 Commenter 2 months ago

I'm a middle of the road, fiscal libertarian, free market radical capitalist, small government (verging on anarchist), pro pot, anti-drug war, and anti-abortion, pro gun social liberal and I tend to ignore anyone who is so in the tank for one party or ideology. I always thought it was ridiculous that a multi millionaire like Moore would bash capitalism... I'm glad he notes the irony. That helps me regain a minimal amount of respect for him. Very informative and interesting hub.

I would vote in your poll, but I'm not sure I understand your questions.

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 2 months ago

PDXKaraokeGuy: Sadly, Moore's admission is my own wishful thinking, as the entire article is satirical. It's intended to be an examination of how disrespectful rhetoric can poison people against your cause, but I guess I shoved my tongue so far into my cheek with this one that many readers don't even realize it was there.

ChristinS profile image

ChristinS Level 5 Commenter 2 months ago

lol - you did a great job with the Satire in this hub - excellent, voted up and funny :) thanks for making me laugh at the absurdity of politics and rants!

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 2 months ago via iphone

ChristinS: Finally, someone gets it! Glad you enjoyed it!

A.Villarasa profile image

A.Villarasa 8 weeks ago

Moore and Maher, closet conservatives?..say it isn't so; otherwise I would have to confess that I am a closet raging liberal.

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 8 weeks ago

A.Villarasa: I created this hub in hopes that some rabid Moore fans would make idiots out of themselves rushing to defend him. I was surprised that more people have been ready to accept my tongue-in-cheek claims as truth.

And in its own way, maybe even more satisfying. :-)

A.Villarasa profile image

A.Villarasa 8 weeks ago

I posted my comment, tongue-in-cheek as well.....in the process I almost bit my tongue.

Eric Newland profile image

Eric Newland Hub Author 7 weeks ago

A.Villarasa: It's like satire fencing! Even this comment is satirical!

...or is it?

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